2004-04-30T06:40:00.000-07:00

here are some nice songs you and your jkids (below the age of 15) could sing along to. ("jingle ballZ": jingle ballz, jingle ballz jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to f*** a one humped camel g*y, hey! jingle ballz, jingle ballz jingle all the way oh what fun it is to fu*k a one humped camel g*y, dashing through the snow on the one humped camel g*y, fu*king through the night, fu*king through the day, fu*king through the snow and fu*king throught the shine, fu*kin fu*king fu*king fu*king fu*king all the time hey! *chorus*) ("bah bah black di*k": bah bah black d*k have you any sp*rm, yes maam, yes maam 3 ballz full, one for my wife and one for my mum, and one for the little girl that lives down the lane.) ("teletubbies theme song": tinkie winkie, dipsh*t, farkar, *gun loading* POH!, muthafu*kers, muthafu*kers, say fu*k you , "fu*k you!") hope you have enjoyed singing my wonderfuly humane, moral, ethical, savoury, gracious, polite and civil songs. thank you

2004-04-30T06:25:00.000-07:00

the world is a smaller place.......... blah... i just started a stupid little itsy bitsy little bloggy and i have no idea why i did this....... well, for a start here's a tongue twister for all you pple out there who think that F*** is a bad word. say this as fast as possible as many times as possible within one minute without making any F***ing errors. the f***ed up f***ing f***er f***cking f***ed the other f***cked up f***ing f***er. thank you. read off this blog again... soon... for more s**t that does your f***ing life no good at all....

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